It was SOOOOOTED!!

Well no one got it right. I can’t even get any respect for an over pair from the 2 people who responded!! I had 56s and I was 80/18 favorite with a 2% split. Obviously we can’t really worry about what this guy is thinking because clearly he isn’t, on a good day he has 10 outs and when he runs up against a hand he would probably never put in my range he has 6 outs because the 2 is no longer a clean out for him. If I am jamming better Ax hands he has 3 outs. So he is going to be behind my range about 90-95% of the time and he is drawing to 10, 6, or 3 outs. Blah blah blah he had 6 he won and I kicked my dog……not really.

Guess the hand I ship $10

Pokerstars LOLdonkament blinds 100-200 I have about 5400 and the following hand happens.

All fold to me in MP I make it 625 with XX.
Button calls 625 leaving 1250 behind with ATo.
Blinds fold making pot 1550.
Flop 345 rainbow and I open jam .
The button calls.

What’s my range and when is ATo ahead of it? What kind of flop do you want with ATo after you called off about 30% of your chips?

I understand I want this call 100% of the time after the flop, my problem is if I ship this pot I am close to 8K and 40BB but I lost and I am at 3K and 15BB. I have a hard time holding my composure and waiting for a good spot after this and I get spew monkey.

I will ship $10 on stars to anyone who calls my hand, no need to tell me suit just the cards. One guess only all responses must be in until end of this Friday!

Not the same at all really, but thanks for the laugh.

One time I made day 2 of a $600 deep stack tournament, my situation was very similar to the situation of Phil Ivey a guy who just completed 8 days in a 10K event and is now at the final table. Yeah like I see the similarities it’s like so the same, I wonder if Phil jammed AT SOOOOOTED and got called by 66 and won at any point during his 8 days of play. If he did then obviously he is stealing your stellar tournament 7th level thinking.

( ) Your situation is like Phil’s
( ) You have a grasp on reality
(X) You live AT SOOOOOOTED
(X) This post is SIRF approved

Fifties on my titties.

After this hand I cashed out 50 dollars via check, I will rub the check on my titty when I get it then cash it for a crisp new $50 and rub that on my titty. He could have used this $50 to eat but now I will be rubbing it on my titty!! Check raise on the turn, rubbing fifties on my titties!!!

PokerStars Game #30029329114: Omaha Pot Limit ($1/$2) - 2009/07/02 17:55:16 ET
Table 'Palala II' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: IBLUFFULOL ($288.10 in chips)
Seat 3: vmnielsen ($138.95 in chips)
Seat 4: FischingBo ($183.90 in chips)
Seat 5: WiCane ($200 in chips)
Seat 6: TraumaPoker ($239 in chips)
TraumaPoker: posts small blind $1
IBLUFFULOL: posts big blind $2
X1010X: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TraumaPoker [Qh 8c 9s Qd]
vmnielsen: folds
FischingBo: folds
WiCane: raises $5 to $7
TraumaPoker: calls $6
IBLUFFULOL: folds
*** FLOP *** [Qc 3h 7d]
TraumaPoker: checks
WiCane: bets $12
TraumaPoker: calls $12
*** TURN *** [Qc 3h 7d] [9h]
TraumaPoker: checks
WiCane: bets $35
TraumaPoker: raises $108.05 to $143.05
WiCane: raises $37.95 to $181 and is all-in
TraumaPoker: calls $37.95
*** RIVER *** [Qc 3h 7d 9h] [Jc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
TraumaPoker: shows [Qh 8c 9s Qd] (three of a kind, Queens)
WiCane: mucks hand
TraumaPoker collected $400 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $402 | Rake $2
Board [Qc 3h 7d 9h Jc]
Seat 1: IBLUFFULOL (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: vmnielsen folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: FischingBo folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: WiCane (button) mucked [6h 7s 6d 7h]
Seat 6: TraumaPoker (small blind) showed [Qh 8c 9s Qd] and won ($400) with three of a kind, Queens

Why have you not watched this? It will change your life, SFW.

You're wasting my time like.....

Tick tock.......tick!!!