Friday, July 3, 2009

Fifties on my titties.

After this hand I cashed out 50 dollars via check, I will rub the check on my titty when I get it then cash it for a crisp new $50 and rub that on my titty. He could have used this $50 to eat but now I will be rubbing it on my titty!! Check raise on the turn, rubbing fifties on my titties!!!

PokerStars Game #30029329114: Omaha Pot Limit ($1/$2) - 2009/07/02 17:55:16 ET
Table 'Palala II' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: IBLUFFULOL ($288.10 in chips)
Seat 3: vmnielsen ($138.95 in chips)
Seat 4: FischingBo ($183.90 in chips)
Seat 5: WiCane ($200 in chips)
Seat 6: TraumaPoker ($239 in chips)
TraumaPoker: posts small blind $1
IBLUFFULOL: posts big blind $2
X1010X: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TraumaPoker [Qh 8c 9s Qd]
vmnielsen: folds
FischingBo: folds
WiCane: raises $5 to $7
TraumaPoker: calls $6
IBLUFFULOL: folds
*** FLOP *** [Qc 3h 7d]
TraumaPoker: checks
WiCane: bets $12
TraumaPoker: calls $12
*** TURN *** [Qc 3h 7d] [9h]
TraumaPoker: checks
WiCane: bets $35
TraumaPoker: raises $108.05 to $143.05
WiCane: raises $37.95 to $181 and is all-in
TraumaPoker: calls $37.95
*** RIVER *** [Qc 3h 7d 9h] [Jc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
TraumaPoker: shows [Qh 8c 9s Qd] (three of a kind, Queens)
WiCane: mucks hand
TraumaPoker collected $400 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $402 | Rake $2
Board [Qc 3h 7d 9h Jc]
Seat 1: IBLUFFULOL (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: vmnielsen folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: FischingBo folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: WiCane (button) mucked [6h 7s 6d 7h]
Seat 6: TraumaPoker (small blind) showed [Qh 8c 9s Qd] and won ($400) with three of a kind, Queens

Thursday, July 2, 2009

Why have you not watched this? It will change your life, SFW.

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

You're wasting my time like.....

Tick tock.......tick!!!